Did you hear that?

Well I sure did.

That would be Jay sleep talking.

For the most part he has been quiet lately, but I sure got some good material over this last week. 

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"Well you know we don't have to replace the glass."

"Yeah come on really?"

"They liked it though."

"Mmmm, don't like the colors."

"Cause you didn't see the crack."

"I think clear knobs are the best."

"Good luck today.  Did you hear me?"

"There is a purple one over there."

"I don't know who does it."

"Oh dear."

"Well they are but I don't know what to do with them."

Sleep Talking

It has been awhile since I posted some of Jay's sleep ramblings.  He seems to not be talking as much lately but lucky for you I have a long list of these. 

"I am sorry, I know Kung Fu."


"They have a lot of owl things here."


"What's a matter?"


"4,000 or 5,000 more. Hello?"


"Well, which one is it for pete's sake?"


"This kind of crap is what you get when you ummm..."


"Hello?  It shouldnt be."


"Well I don't know even if you did do that."


"There she goes."


"What do you think of that though?"


"Oh well, to late now you know what I'm saying?"


(very loudly) ooooohhhhhhh MMMMhhhmmmmmm (almost like humming)


"I'll pay my other bills."


"Oh my!!!"

dolphins, sweaters & breathing

Today is Jay's birthday and what better way to celebrate him than to share some of his recent sleep talking. 

'I still don't know what it is.'

'Breathe! Yes like that.'

'It's a horrible tree, it's tall and straight.'

'I am going to take my sweater off or something.  At least tell me what it is.'

'Dolphins?  What dolphins? I knew you were going to ride on their back.'

'That changes from one runner to another.  Here I can tell. Yep.'

'I just don't know, okay, okay, okay.'

'Where is it? Gosh. Oh I know, I will get it for her.'

'Oh he said poopoo.  I'm just saying. Oh man.'

'Does it really? That is so cool.'

'No I didn't say that?'

For his birthday dinner he said he wanted a Thanksgiving feast.  So on my first day off from work I will be at home cooking a turkey, peeling 10 lbs. of potatoes, setting the table for 15 and wearing my new red and white checked vintage apron! Pandora will be on and loud, my friend Sam will be over weeding the backyard (a present for Jay) since he didn't want to do it.

Yes it has been awhile...

Tune In for another installment of Jay's sleep talking.

'So you moved a piece of furniture and found this?'

'Yababdabadabdabadab well I guess I don't even know.'

'What game is it and how long does it take?'

'That is sweet.'

'Glad he's out of my hair for a bit.'

'Yeah, you can't park in front of the mailboxes ya know.'

'Who do you have working on my chow mein?'

'Is there chicken for tonight?'

'That's photoshopped.'

'You know youre gonna get in trouble?'

'Listen. Right because I was thinking a marriage there.  You know you know.'

'That's horrible but I loved it.'

Another installment of Jay's sleep talking

Jay has been pretty quiet in the sleep talking department lately so I haven't had much to write about.  Although I did get this beauty last night.  The others are from my iPod journal of his talking.  

Last night:  

Yabadabadabadabbada well I guess I don't even know.  Wowwwweeee. 

Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow 

So you moved a piece of the furniture and found this?

From a few months ago:

Man I got a sore back.

I don't know why you don't just put it in a bowl.  I am just throwing it out there. 

Okay okay okay ookay okay okay okay.  mmmhhhhmmmm

Oh i see.  

Sleep Talking

More zzzzzzzzzz's from Jay.

'I only saw two.'

'We are doing that tomorrow?'

'One night at the movies, free.'

'Your funny, your kind, your a good guy.'

'Who is going to win honey?'

'We are out of cream cheese.  Whew.'

'Okay, only a half hour left of the game. Are you sure?'

'What tool did you use to make that key?'

'Yeah right in front.' 

'No it's not.'

Sleep Talking

This seems to be a popular post, so back by popular demand more sleep talking from Jay. 

'Well we're just going to let the dog do what it's going to do.'

'That's funny.'

'Yeah that's interesting. Mhhhhhmmmmmhmhmhm' (humming to himself)

'It's just 14 miles.  That's a lot of miles.'

'That's really nice, where did you get this?'

Sleep Talking

Part 2:  Here are some new things Jay has said in his sleep.

'No I will just use my mug.'

'Oh okay but then that would work.'

'Name one thing?'

'Whose birthday is that for?'

That's quite the big Bible, I will tell you that.'

'What are you doing?'

'Josie did it.'

'What did you say?'

'What do you mean by that? Yeah that's a re-try.  Yep.'

'You don't like that one? Okay put that one aside.'

Sleep Talking

This is my first post on silly things my husband says in his sleep.  Lucky for him (and me) I keep the iPod next to my bed and write everything down he says.  This was from last week.  And keep in mind that most of the time he just starts snoring again, on a few ocassions he has woken himself up and asked what he just said.

'I don't know, what time did she say she was coming today?'

'Who told you about that?'

'You can't eat 1,000 pounds of fish in two days.'

'What do we need to do?  Interesting.'

'Good for you. Good for you. Calm down, take a deep breath. '

'That means all that weight is being held on by those?  That seems like a lot of weight.'

'Yeah I know where the money box is. It is in the back yard of their house. 6 to 8.  Yeeeeaaaahhh.'

'What? Wow! It sure is cold in here.'

Does your spouse or anyone you know talk in their sleep?